Michael Jackson - He Works Hard At Being A Freak

Michael Jackson - He Works Hard At Being A Freak
It ain't easy being a freak like Michael Jackson. That takes a lot of work. For example...according to Page 6, it took stylists three hours - yes, three hours - to get Michael's hair just right for a recent Italian Vogue photoshoot. Can you imagine - having to be that close to Michael Jackson for three freaking hours? Those stylists deserve more than hazard pay - they should get some kind of medal from Congress. They should have a memorial right next to the Vietnam one in Washington.

This story begs the question...why the hell does Italian Vogue like Michael Jackson so much? No one in America wants this bastard's face on their magazine, except tabloids that are trading on his freakishness, but Italian Vogue is actually putting the creep on their cover. I ask again - if Europeans are so intellectually superior, how come they haven't figured out Michael Jackson is a sick boy-fondling freak? They must still view him as a legitimate entertainer over there, otherwise Italian Vogue wouldn't think they could move magazines by putting him on the cover. I guess Europeans are just more tolerant of baby-dangling pedophile sickos. That's what some call sophistication.

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Published 9/18/07 by


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  • This is seriously stupid. Think aboutit if MJ wanted boys he could have bought that kind of entertainment. So someone seriously jealous of Michael had all this nonsence circulting.
    Anonymous 8/20/09 Reply
  • IT'S ITALIAN VOGUE!!! I know it probly take ppl 2 take 5 hrs to get my makeup done! Besides the stylists aint complaining...it's best they don't so they get the greens!
    shorty_yanez 11/6/07 Reply