American Idol Offers to Help Britney

                                              
          American Idol
wants to help bring back the
career of Britney Spears!! They want to throw her to the wolves on next seasons Idol. 

     If you didn't see Brits pathetic performance on the MTV Video Music Awards Click Here  for a good laugh....

What the Judges had to say!!

Simon Cowell
: "We have decided we can bring Britney back. We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends."

Paula Abdul: "We always have time for Britney. We love her."

Randy Jackson: "We'd love to take care of you, Spears! We will make you a superstar again!"
 
Producer Timbaland thinks Brit should do a duet with her ex-flame Justin Timberlake.

        The only reason they want to help her is obviously for the huge amount viewers there going to generate from her being on the show next year! other then that I'm sure they don't give a $hit about her!


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Published 9/13/07 by

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