Britney Spears Hits the Clubs After Being Ordered to Take Drug and Alcohol Tests

Britney Spears Hits the Clubs After Being Ordered to Take Drug and Alcohol Tests
Not only is spening a night out on the clubs probably not the most appropriate way to celebrate (?) losing your kids to some reject no one even thought could spell his own name (all four letters of it), but going out to the most popular clubs, when the entire international tabloid media is following your every step, doesn't quite make much sense either.

Then again, Britney's lawyers, managers, and pretty much anyone else who might have a ing brain in their head have long since left Britney to wollow in her own crapulence, so what did you expect she would do? Personally, I would have gone with either another crazed head-shaving episode, or a shotgun in her mouth - but only because she thought the long hard tube was something else...

And you thought Anna Nicole was nuts. Here's the video of Britney's big night out.

Published 9/19/07 by


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  • Britney is done for. If she loved herself and her kids, especially her kids, she would get her together and act like a in ADULT!!!!!!!
    sexyladylw 9/22/07 Reply
  • Brit is not wanting to be a responsible parent, she is only thinking of herself. One day she will be mature enought to care for her children. Her Ex needs to grow up too.
    duketolle 9/21/07 Reply
  • Why doesn't somebody help this girl. Either this is the biggest sham, for no good reason, or she is temporarily insane. At first it was funny, now it is so sad. HELP HER!!!!! Everyone rode on her coat strings while she was on top. Where the hell is...
    dresden 9/20/07 Reply
  • Britney needs some good friends, who will slap her out of it.
    lainiek 9/20/07 Reply
  • I HOPE THINGS GETS BETTER!!
    O.H2007 9/19/07 Reply
  • alright now i OFFICIALLY feel bad for her
    qweenofstarz 9/19/07 Reply
  • mom of two out clubbing = inappropriate. mom of two out clubbing when she JUST lost custody of her kids = morbid.
    NickleNicky 9/19/07 Reply
  • you know what? she is sick. she wants to escape everything, clearly. drugs do that for her i guess.
    DusknDawn00 9/19/07 Reply
  • OMG you are KIDDING me? did she REALLY??? this girl is INSANE
    babyjuli1 9/19/07 Reply