Why Doesn't She Just Wear A Sign That Says "I Don't Give A F*ck"?

Burrito Bowl was told by the courts to get her parenting act together and that she is going to be tested for drugs and alcohol twice weekly. Her response? Go out clubbing. Why didn't she just make a chopping motion with her hands on either side of her crotch in front of the courthouse and scream "judges can suck it"? Crazy or stupid or doesn't want those pesky kids cramping her skank game? You decide.

TMZ caught the unstoppable mother of two at both Winston's and Hyde last night, where the popwreck was engulfed by paparazzi hoping to get a shot of the hot mess. She was all smiles when she left the first club, but quickly put on her sad face when paps started fighting outside her car.

Her party train then moved to Hyde, where the usually dead club saw a resurgence of paparazzi attention, thanks to Brit Brit. She was again swarmed on her way out, as photogs tried to ask about her kids.

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Well, yeah it's a legitimate question. Keep reading for news on Britney's newest lawyer (plus more photos). You know she's had three this week, right? Who the hell wants a botched weave loudly demanding that Twizzlers are included in the child custody agreement coming at them?

High-profile divorce lawyer Sorrell Trope, who has represented Nicole Kidman and Nicolas Cage, tells PEOPLE he'll soon work for Spears, 25, in her bitter custody dispute with Kevin Federline.

Trope will take over for Melvin Goldsman, who was named as Laura Wasser's replacement Monday after Wasser stepped down. Shortly after Wasser left, Spears's manager also quit.

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