“at least he’d cuddle me good afterwards.”
He also has fantasies about 64-year-old Barbara Streisand and 72-year-old Sophia Loren.
“And I saw Sophia Loren at a restaurant a couple years ago and I thought, Wow, I’d still go there.”
Josh then divulged his favorite pickup line.
“Wow, that’s a beautiful dress. I saw one just like it at Kmart.”
I was questioning his character after he picked Jorge Garcia since Jorge is all tits and ass and no brain. Then all doubt disappeared when he mentioned his desire to plow Barbara and Sophia. I was impressed by how much he likes to help the elderly. But that pickup line solidifies him as too awesome. And I’m not being sarcastic about the pickup line. It really is awesome.
The Blemish
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