What Perez Might Sez

What Perez Might Sez
No matter how knavish or bitchy or sycophantic he grows, it is a maddening truth that Perez Hilton is a bona fide rainmaker. After months of scratching our heads, we here at Mollygood are throwing up our hands and saying, “Screw it, if you can’t kill ‘em…” With that: “What Perez Might Sez,” a look at current events through the rose-colored dye job of America’s biggest blogger.

China’s economy is getting as fat as P-Nasty, and you know what that means, biatches: bustling factories pooping out pollutants and widespread health risks! Uh oh:

Officials blame fetid air and water for thousands of episodes of social unrest. Health care costs have climbed sharply. Severe water shortages could turn more farmland into desert. And the unconstrained expansion of energy-intensive industries creates greater dependence on imported oil and dirty coal, meaning that environmental problems get harder and more expensive to address the longer they are unresolved.

China’s Premier, Wen Jiabao, better get it together, otherwise me might have to send over Poppa Pitt. He could handle it. Then again, what can’t he handle?

One thing is certain, no more egg rolls for a while!

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Published 9/20/07 by


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