Jerks Make Movie Together

Jerks Make Movie Together
Ugh, look at these two. Dane Cook is every angry funny guy ever except he's not funny and he allegedly steals all his jokes and then gets homicidally angry when you call him on it. Jessica Alba finds her good looks to be a "burden". There's nothing wrong with these two that a plane crash can't handle. They made a movie called "Good Luck Chuck" and during it there was an oral sex accident in Dane's trailer and Alba chipped one of her chiclets.

"Dane and I had a nice little love scene and we actually smashed faces and he chipped my tooth on his tooth, so I have a fake tooth now because of Dane - thanks Dane!" laughed the star, who wore a short silver Prada dress for the LA premiere of the new comedy.
You know she was servicing and her boyfriend blew up her cell and Dane got nervous he was gonna get his ass beat and moved too quickly and she was sounding him with something hard and she hit her tooth on it. It sucks when talentless people get rich and famous. I need something to cheer me up, Oh look, Eddie Murphy has a new transvestite! Wheee!


(Flynet/WENN)

Many more photos (Jessica Alba, Dane Cook, Eddie Murphy, Traci Edmonds, Jim Belushi, Deborah Gibson) from the premiere of "Good Luck Chuck" are after the jump.

(Flynet/WENN)

Published 9/20/07 by


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