Paris Hilton’s New Boy-Toy is Ridiculously Hot

This guy is seriously hot.

His name’s Alex Vaggo, he’s — according to InTouch — a Swedish tourist, which kind of sounds like a kinky sex position. Like, “Look, I don’t want you to think I’m weird or anything, it’s just something I’ve always sorta wanted to try … will you do Swedish tourist with me?”

Anyway, Par-Par met him through mutual friends, and now I guess they’re bumping uglies. Or doing the Swedish tourist. Whatever the kids are calling it these days.

I have to take this moment to relay a conversation I had with my grandfather yesterday.

Grandpa: So you must be busy these days, with OJ Simpson and Britney’s meltdown.
Me: Yes, Grandpa, there are plenty of stories lately.
Grandpa: That Britney, she needs to get herself a good therapist.
Me: Yes, she certainly does.
Grandpa: Although I guess it’s good she’s going through so much drama, because Paris and Lindsay, they’re really behaving themselves these days.
Me: [laugh hysterically]
Grandpa: Well it’s true, they’re both staying out of trouble.
Me: Grandpa, how do you know these things?
Grandpa: I read the paper, sweetie.

Anyway, enjoy these pics of Paris’s new man.

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