The Perfect Pair Of Boobs

It seems there is a scientific approach to deciding who has the best boobs.

The key aesthetic elements are nipple position and the proportion between the upper and lower halves of the breast, he said.

“The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top.”

Yeah, umm… okay.

Patrick Malluci, a scientist, spent several hours looking at photos of topless models and has decided that Caprice Bourret has the best boobs.

He also came to the conclusion that Victoria Beckham has the worst boobs.

I don’t know about you, but I never called myself a scientist while looking at and deciding if boobs were perfect or not.

Other scientists watching boobies:

TMZ
Dlisted

Another comparison after the jump…

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Published 9/24/07 by


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