Denise Richards’s Secret Weight Loss Powder

Denise Richards and new lover Ritchie Sambora (a.k.a. former best friend Heather Locklear’s ex-husband) have been photographed frolicking all over the beaches of Hawaii lately.  We’ve seen them cavorting in the surf, winced at Ritchie’s painful looking sunburn, and admired Denise’s trim post-baby frame.  She looks so good for having two kids that it makes you wonder if she has some secret potion or powder or something to help her lose all that weight.

Wait, what’s that?  Denise has been photographed snorting a special white powder that makes people lose weight really fast?  Huh. Weird…we didn’t see that one coming.

Of course, we’re only being facetious.  It’s hard to believe that any woman who was crazy enough to marry the perpetual roller coaster that is Charlie Sheen wouldn’t be doing some sort of drugs.  Turns out that cocaine happens to be the poison of choice for the Wild Things actress and former Playboy playmate.  A closer look at recent snaps of the hot mama show Denise bringing a mysterious vial of something to her face and then leaving a tell-tale white powder around her nose.

Maybe Denise was just putting a little sunscreen on her honker.  On her nose, in her nose…you know, whatever it takes to avoid a sunburn, right, Denise?  The last time we saw the white nose look on a celebrity, however, it was on Paris Hilton, and we all know that she doesn’t touch the stuff.  Here’s hoping that Denise just really likes her zinc oxide.