Plastic Surgeon Declares Posh's Boobs "The Worst"

So whose hooters are the best? Find out after the jump.

Dr. Mallucci said the best breasts belong to the model Caprice Bourret (right) - a view shared by many of his clients. (Uh, I have NO idea who Caprice Bourret is but judging from her photo below, her implants are quite lovely and natural looking)

He added that said patients frequently begged him not to make their breasts the same shape as Victoria Beckham's "unnaturally round" globes. OUCH!

Malluci maintains that a perfectly augmented breast is more pear shaped than round with nipples located not right in the middle of the breast but 45% from the top, pointing toward the sky.

Personally, I think Posh's breasts would look a lot less fakey if she had some damn body fat to soften them a little bit. She looks like someone cut a grapefruit in two and shoved both halves right under her skin.

The sad thing is that there are young men out there that have probably never even seen a real — or real LOOKING — breast. They might think "unnaturally round globes" are the bomb diggety and that Posh looks mighty fine with her grapefruit halves. 

What do you think?

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