According to the most recent issue of In Touch Weekly via my mom, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes — who are approaching their one-year wedding anniversary — have not yet sent out thank-you notes to the 250 guests who traveled half-way around the world to attend their stinkin’ wedding.
Stars — they really ARE just like us!
As most anyone knows (even my cats), etiquette dictates you have three months to send out thank-you notes. After that, you just look… lazy and rude. Speaking of rude, Tom and Katie are probably also the kind of people who like to split the check evenly with the rest of the table when THEY’RE the ones who ordered the lobster and Dom Pérignon.
Oooohhhh…. I HATE THAT!
*AHEM* Anyway…
I guess Tom and Katie’s assistants were too busy working on the logistics of Tom’s Anti-Xenu Bunker to perform the tiresome task of writing thank-you notes. Well, they’d better finish that bunker soon because I have a feeling Jada Pinkett-Smith is PISSED about the dis. Jada may be a midget lady, but she can definitely kick both of their asses! Forget that pussy alien god Xenu, Tom — it’s Jada you should be worrying about now.
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