‘Wired Meat Scale Report’

‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
I’m going to hunt down and identify whoever hella sucked the hot out of Val Kilmer. And when I find them, there’s going to be a beat-down of biblical proportions. Angelina Jolie, I’m looking in your direction right about now.

Val was spotted leaving the Midtown Hotel in Manhattan, lost in a sea of lumberjack plaid, and a jacket that looks like it was purchased from Flashers R’ Us - Spring Collection.

I know the Val of old is trapped somewhere in this nightmare of old man flap. I mean, reading glasses? What the hell does Val Kilmer have to read?!

Source: Wenn Photo Library

Published 9/30/07 by


Allie Is Wired

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