JESSICA SIMPSON IS DEEP

JESSICA SIMPSON IS DEEP
Jessica Simpson says she made that decision to divorce husband Nick Lachey after watching the movie "The Notebook" on a plane ride home to Texas.  "The Notebook", apparently, tells the story of, "Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams as star-crossed lovers". Jessica says:
"I just figured out the statement.  It was about that moment of desperation. I needed to breathe."
The world would be so much more fun if I were like Jessica Simpson and thought all TV and movies were speaking directly to me and offering advice.   The real world is filled with stories about Canada refusing trade pacts, where as Jessica's world is filled with dancing peanuts in top hats.  Real world = stem cell controversy.  Jessica's world = big dogs who solve mysteries.  Weeee!!!!

(why is she dressed like this and doing that thing with her mouth?  easy.  she's dumb.  ta-da!)
Published 2/6/07 by


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