Fashion Disaster of the Day: Jordan and Peter Andre

The editors weigh in after the jump.

J. Harvey: If your child ever gets his head caught in a fence or a stairway railing, just rub these two on the sides of his head and he's sure to slip free.

Lisa Timmons: I LOVE when Katie Price and Peter Andre step out because they never fail to disappoint. Usually, these two are dressed up in perfectly-matching outfits--often light-pink velveteen sweatsuits--but this time, it looks like even though they are less matchy, they're no less ridiculously clothed. Katie is rocking the giant uni-breast and seems to be following the Janice Dickinson Rules for Dressing Like a Drag Queen with her harsh make-up and stretchy animal print. Peter, on the other hand, has opted for a more feminine look, showing off a little man-cleavage in his simple, black low-cut shirt. All in all, kudos Peter and Katie, for remaining my favorite trashy celebrity couple. I actually do really like them, though. And not in the way I pretend to like classical music so people think I'm smart.

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