Well, Is She Out Or Not?

Well, Is She Out Or Not?
A daffy-looking Lindsay Lohan has conflicting reports about her current whereabouts swirling around. X-17 is saying that she has exited the Cirque Lodge rehab in Utah, where she's been holded up f*cking in bathroom stalls, testing positive for cocaine and nature hiking since early August. I'm sure she's cured. And headed right for her drug dealer's bungalow on Venice Beach. Probably followed by Dina Lohan and camera crew. The cycle begins anew, kids. But at least we might have someone to write about besides Britney next week. But wait! TMZ is claiming otherwise!

Sources tell TMZ that Lindsay is in family therapy all this week at the Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah -- with her father, Michael Lohan. We're told she will be returning to L.A. soon -- for some minor dental work. But the plan is: when Lindsay's choppers get fixed, she'll return to Cirque.
Someone issue an Amber Alert so we can find this mess. We need to know where she is at all times! Our pills aren't safe! And neither is that porcelain doll I picked up in Cancun that's secretly made up of cocainya! Wait, I didn't say that.


(Flynet)

Published 10/4/07 by


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