Celebrities Who Give “Too Much Information!”

George Clooney:


Alright so maybe we could never have too much information about George Clooney’s sex life. But does the entire world need to know what position he’s doing it in? (Only he and I should know, obviously).

Clooney stepped out of his NYC home yesterday carrying The “Liberator Sex Ramp.” A cursory search on google rendered this description of the erotic tool:

“Liberator Ramp offers support with a deep slope elevation. It strategically lifts your lover's hips to an altitude of 12 inches, offering access at critical angles that accentuate sensitivity. It's time to teach your old doggie-style some new tricks.”

Oh, George! You shouldn’t have!

Bai Ling:

Let’s call a spade a spade: Bai Ling doesn’t leave much to the imagination. She clearly has no filter for social propriety and I don’t remember the last time I saw her body more than half-covered. But that’s kind of her money-maker, is it not?

At Us Magazine’s Hot Hollywood Party, though, she may have needed someone to call T.M.I.!

Ling, who worked with Angelina Jolie on two occasions, 2004’s Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and Jolie’s 2007 documentary, A Place in Time, told Us that both times she and Angie crossed paths, there was a “special attraction” between them.

Ling continues:

“I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there’s an energy, an attraction….Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible.”

Ling even claimed that Jolie promised her the next time the two worked together, they’d play lovers and until then, Jolie’s heart would be open to her.

Naturally, we are all wondering: did the two hook up?

No, says Ling. “We could have hooked up, but it just wasn’t the right time or place. [Angelina] is like me. She it totally open sexually.”

Just when you thought Ling would stop, she added:  “I’ve always thought Brad [Pitt] was the sexiest man on the planet. So now that Brad and Angelina are together, maybe I could experience both at the same time!”

Dream on, Bai!