Naked Sundays for Christina Aguilera

If you’re choking down a cup of coffee and some aspirin this morning in the hopes of easing your massive hangover, you might want to go ahead and skip this post. There’s talk of nudity, yeah… but it involves a naked Jordan Bratman. I said naked Jordan Bratman. Pay attention. Man boobs. Saggy balls. Lots of hair. Us Weekly reports

Aguilera is stopping by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday to celebrate the talk show’s 600th episode. During their couch time, Christina, 26, tells host Ellen DeGeneres how she keeps her marriage alive with her husband of one year: “We claim ourselves to be coziest couple ever. We have something called naked Sundays. You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up… we just celebrated our first anniversary and on Sundays we just do everything in the house and we’re just cozy and laid back, we don’t need to go anywhere we’re just with each other and have naked Sundays. We do everything naked. We cook naked.”

I used to have naked Sundays, too. Only it was basically every day of the week. And instead of “being naked,” I usually just dropped a bunch of acid and attempted doing every day chores, like grocery shopping or going to the dry cleaners. It pretty much always ended up with me sobbing behind a display of canned corn and or almost suffocating myself with a garment bag while the Asian guy behind the counter called the cops. Yeah, now that I think about it, naked Sundays were kinda lame. Kinda like Christina Aguilera and her toad of a naked husband.

Published 2/7/07 by


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