On Tuesday, porn purveyor Vivid Video bought [Kim Kardashian and Ray J’s sex] tape for $1 million from an unidentified source. The company plans to have a DVD titled “Kim Kardashian Superstar” in stores by Feb. 28, with additional footage on kimksuperstar.com. Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch said, “We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video . . . It has over 30 minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing . . . Apparently, the video was shot by Ray J about three years ago when he and Kim were in a relationship. Viewers will definitely get their money’s worth.”
I won’t feel like I’m getting my money’s worth unless there’s some additional footage on the tape that shows Paris Hilton getting urinated on. I couldn’t care less about Ray J pissing on Kim Kardashian, but if anyone needs to be hosed down with a black guy’s urine, it’s Paris Hilton. Or if he maybe took a dump in her open mouth and bitch-slapped her a couple of times. I think I could cough up $29.95 to see that.
More of Kim in Complex magazine and her new ad campaign after the jump.
Yeeeah!
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