Mischa splits from Cisco over his saggy balls

“They had a blowup. She was furious.”

Mischa Barton made a pretty good move there. Having children with the same saggy ball syndrome would be frustrating. They’re liable to get caught in between the slats of a park bench. Just how many times do you need to tell them shorts and boxers are a lethal combination?

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