Squelching Visions: Alternate Video Edit Offers The Real, Pasty-Shaking Britney

As a single venti Americano tossed at a swarm of paparazzi quickly escalated into the Great Britney Bel-Air Riots of 2007, the young woman at the center of the destruction continues to chug along with what remains of her career: Jive Records announced today that Spears's new album, "Blackout" (funny--we don't remember seeing that option on the shortlist), would be released two weeks ahead of schedule.

In other exciting news, those of you disappointed by Spears' lackadaisical rendezvous with a pole in the "Gimme More" video, we're thrilled to be able to offer you a poor-quality outtake from the much more fully-realized R-rated director's cut, in which the singer boldly commits to her stripper character by fully disengaging from her leather bustier, and unleashing the pasty-covered not-so-funbags within.

Published 10/10/07 by


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