Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler not broken up

Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler not broken up
Us Weekly reported today that Mischa Barton broke up with Cisco Adler after a nude picture of him (so NSFW it's not even funny) surfaced on the web last month, but Adler's rep insists they're still together, saying: "They are fine - very happy together." Regarding the picture, Cisco adds:
"Mischa wasn't too excited, to say the least," Adler tells the New York Observer in Wednesday's issue. "I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on."
For the love of all that is good, yes, please, keep your pants on. Always. Even in the shower. Peeing, pooing, whatever. There's no excuse for Cisco Adler to ever be naked. I'm not up to date on the Bible but I'm pretty sure his balls break at least seven of the ten commandments. I can't even begin to comprehend how low Mischa Barton's self-esteem must be if she's seen Cisco naked and still wants to be with him. His nudity is like an insult to nature. And his balls? Well his balls look like they were crafted from evil itself. Source
Published 2/7/07 by


The Superficial

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from The Insider editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their story and its contents is in compliance with our Terms of Use.

Comments (0)