Penelope Cruz Shot in the Rear by Cupid on Woody Allen's Set

Penelope Cruz is looking suspiciously similar to her ex in these pictures. What exactly am I implying? I'm not really sure, but I did always think that she seemed suspiciously normal to have dated a whacko like Tom Cruise. Now, it seems that Penelope's romantically-linked to another actor. Penelope was spotted on vacation in Maldives, frolicking on the beach in a black bikini alongside her recent co-star, Javier Bardem. The two first met back in 1992, on the set of "Jamon, Jamon," portraying two lovers. They were reunited, when they were both cast in Woody Allen's most recent project, "Summer Project," set and filmed mostly in Spain. Well, I don't really know that much about Javier, except that both he and Penelope appear to be Spain's most high-profile actors, so I guess that would sort of make them the Spanish Brangelina. Does that mean I have to figure out how to pronounce Javielope...or Penelovier? I really, really hope not.

(WENN)

Published 10/11/07 by

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