Unlike Lohan, Jessica Biel Can Probably be Trusted to Show up on Time for Work, And Not Wearing Granny Boots, Denim Shorts and Staggering Because She's High

Unlike Lohan, Jessica Biel Can Probably be Trusted to Show up on Time for Work, And Not Wearing Granny Boots, Denim Shorts and Staggering Because She's High
Jessica Biel's consolation prize for Justin Timberlake spring-boarding out of her vagina and back into Scarlet Johansson's is getting the movie role that Lohan dropped out of in "A Woman of No Importance" . Probably not the best title for a project being undertaken directly after being dropped like a used condom by a major pop superstar, but eh, it's work.

Actress Jessica Biel has reportedly bagged the leading role in the film 'A woman of no Importance', after Lindsay Lohan turned down the offer.

The 20-year-old 'Mean Girls' star was to join Annette Bening in the film adaptation of the Oscar Wilde classic, when she pulled out of the project in January after checking into Wonderland rehab in Los Angeles.


Biel will play the role of Hester Worsely in the film.

Seriously, you know the producers are heaving a sigh or relief. Biel's not gonna be leaving early or arriving late because "I'm in rehab" or blowing her male co-stars because "I'm in rehab" or running around bra-less in a nipple-revealing black and white-striped top and vomiting and writing deranged Blackberry e-mails to Al Gore because "I'n in rehab". And don't even get me started on the possible prescence of fame whore/mother Dina Lohan. Jesus.

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