LOW BLOW! MAXIM NAMES SARAH JESSICA PARKER UNSEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!

How dare they?? Carrie Bradshaw?? Most unsexy womanalive??? My a$$!! Maxim released their list of the Top 5 Most Unsexy Women Alive and put Sarah Jessica Parker at the top of the list... Britney Spears came in at #5, Madonna at #4, Sandra Oh #3 and Amy Winehouse at #2... So basically they're saying that Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse have more sex appeal than Sarah Jessica Parker??

OK, she's not the prettiest girl in Hollywood, and she takes a lot of heat for the wacky outfits they dress her in on Sex & the City, but she's adorable and in great shape... she seems like a really sweet person... and a good mom... and I just think Maxim took a low blow by putting her at the top of the list. What makes her so disgustingly unsexy and how could anyone put her in the samecategory as Britney crotch-shot Spears and Amy bloody feet Winehouse? Would the guys who compiled this list honestly rather sleep with Britney or Amy over Sarah if given the choice?? At least Sarah appears toshampoo on a regular basis and shave all the right parts... she's got all of her teeth and custody of her child... I just don't get it.

It was mean!! Maxim really needs to reevaluate that list... what about Pamela Hepatitis C Anderson instead? Or Courtney Love? Or wackadoo Paula Abdul? Anyone but Sarah... really. It was low.

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Published 10/11/07 by

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It wasn't mean, it was honesty. She's ugly as and just because she plays some character on a show about three whores and their Mother doesn't mean a damn thing. Get over yourselves, the woman is an old, deadbeat, horselooking son of a . You're...

Anonymous 11/22/09 Reply
Horseface and her gay husband

Anonymous 11/21/09 Reply
my husband would put Cameron Diaz at the top. He thinks she is abosulute horrific!!! I just have to laugh because I think she's ok but to him, she's awful looking!

AmandaD57 11/4/09 Reply
she is amazingly beautiful. (period)

Anonymous 10/29/09 Reply
OMG. come on, we can't be that surprised that she ranked the unsexiest.... look at her, her nose, her eyes, the size of her head, her jaw line, her entire head and face is just deformed! she must really hate really pretty and beautiful women,...

Anonymous 10/19/09 Reply
She hideous.

I saw her on the Disney lot & thought she had cancer.

Repulsive in real life.

Anonymous 7/22/09 Reply
Disgusting. All the hateful mean people here. And Maxim. This is classic objectification of women that keeps them always feeling inadequate and inferior, that keeps young girls from pursuing the arts and their intellects and keeps them in a never...

Anonymous 6/28/09 Reply
I would need to express my saness at that picking on sara jesicca parker as lest sexy women in earth. She impoweres woman like me by potraying powerfull women on tv and on movie. she may not be the number 1 most beutifull womean in earth but she is...

Anonymous 5/11/09 Reply
Yea, this just really seems like a swipe at interesting women hanging out together. This stuff happens whenever there's a group of women together as in all the jabs at The View. Men are idiots and women are better people. It's simple really

Anonymous 5/11/09 Reply
yea she is pretty ugly!

Anonymous 5/7/09 Reply
FANTASTIC!

Anonymous 4/9/09 Reply
My fellow on Facebook shared this link and I'm not dissapointed that I came to your blog.

Anonymous 4/9/09 Reply
Her face is pretty hideous. And she's too skinny. And too old looking probably because she's so skinny. Girls probably like her because of that, but guys don't. And Maxim's definition of sexiness is about what guys wanna f**k. And being the most...

Anonymous 4/4/09 Reply
Her face is pretty hideous. And she's too skinny. And too old looking probably because she's so skinny. Girls probably like her because of that, but guys don't. And Maxim's definition of sexiness is about what guys wanna . And being the most...

Anonymous 4/4/09 Reply
A foreskin is cuter.

Anonymous 3/19/09 Reply