LOW BLOW! MAXIM NAMES SARAH JESSICA PARKER UNSEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!

How dare they?? Carrie Bradshaw?? Most unsexy womanalive??? My a$$!! Maxim released their list of the Top 5 Most Unsexy Women Alive and put Sarah Jessica Parker at the top of the list... Britney Spears came in at #5, Madonna at #4, Sandra Oh #3 and Amy Winehouse at #2... So basically they're saying that Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse have more sex appeal than Sarah Jessica Parker??

 


OK, she's not the prettiest girl in Hollywood, and she takes a lot of heat for the wacky outfits they dress her in on Sex & the City, but she's adorable and in great shape... she seems like a really sweet person... and a good mom... and I just think Maxim took a low blow by putting her at the top of the list. What makes her so disgustingly unsexy and how could anyone put her in the samecategory as Britney crotch-shot Spears and Amy bloody feet Winehouse? Would the guys who compiled this list honestly rather sleep with Britney or Amy over Sarah if given the choice?? At least Sarah appears toshampoo on a regular basis and shave all the right parts... she's got all of her teeth and custody of her child... I just don't get it.

 



It was mean!! Maxim really needs to reevaluate that list... what about Pamela Hepatitis C Anderson instead? Or Courtney Love? Or wackadoo Paula Abdul? Anyone but Sarah... really. It was low.

 

 

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Published 10/11/07 by

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