Britney Wants to Tour, Y’All

Have you had a hankering lately to pay $400 to watch an out-of-shape, smelly broad lipsynch for 15 minutes? Well, if so, I’ve got good news for you: Britney Spears is going on tour! Britter is reportedly in the process of hiring backup dancers for the tour and another music video. Yay mediocrity!

Usmagazine.com has learned that Spears is amid plans for a possible comeback tour and new video and she is scheduled to start auditioning dancers on Friday at Millenium Dance Studio in North Hollywood, California.

We caught up with Millenium owner, Robert Baker, who filled Us in on the details.

Us: Britney has been a client of yours for some time. What is she like?
Robert Baker: Britney is a wonderful person, and has the biggest heart out there. She’s doing good and decent things that people in the public never see. This is what we see as Britney as a client. I think this important to know.

Us: What happened with the auditions Britney had set up for today?
RB: She had a big audition set up for today, but something came up at the last minute, and she rescheduled for tomorrow.

Us: What are the auditions for?
RB: They are for the video of the second track from her Blackout album. I heard but I can’t confirm that it might be the slightly slower song she was thinking about doing for the VMAs, and for a tour. She wants male and females for both. It’s an all day schedule, 9-5, open call.

Us: How do you know she’s planning a tour?
RB: Britney’s booked a considerable amount of space and time for the next couple of months, and of course we’re honored and humbled that she’s chosen us again. The tell tale sign for us is her booking space — it’s her typical warm-up behavior for a tour. She’s done it this way before all her tours. It’s a big sign that she’s getting back her focus after all these distractions. The focus is definitely coming back.’

Us: How do you feel she’s fairing through all these distractions?
RB: I can’t speak for what goes on in people’s heads, but I can say that she’s strong and she’s coming back. I think it’s time for her to do this. She’s strong, dedicated, a hard worker and professional. I know I couldn’t do what she’s achieved. The fan base is certainly there- her single is number one, the video is number one on YouTube — she’s just 25 and has already done so much, and of course like any 25-year-old, she’s had her
issues. But she’s done it before, and she’ll do it again. I think a lot of people are going to be surprised. She’s focused and looking to getting back
to work.

Us: When did she cancel today’s auditions? Were the dancers disappointed?
RB: I’d rather not say. What I can say, and would like to stress, is that Britney is a very talented entertainer, and an amazing individual. People buying her record is testament to her ability to come back.

I heard homegirl straight up slept through auditions, which is the “something that came up last minute.” Britney is such the consummate professional!

Published 10/11/07 by


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