MICHAEL LOHAN IS A HEARTLESS LOUSE

The New York Post says today that a woman who dated Michael Lohan (Lindsays dad) for the past four months had her heart broken when he secretly began dating someone else.  But don't bother reading the whole thing because it's boring.  I'll Cliff Note it after the quotes:

Michael Lohan is a heartless, two-timing louse, says a sexy Long Island divorcee who claims she had an "intimate, loving relationship" with Lindsay Lohan's ex-con dad for the past four months, only to find out this week he had another girlfriend.
Lindsays dad banged some chick.
"I'm really hurt. I fell in love with this man. Then I find out he has someone else," said Virginia Bertolino, 41...
"Time is running out.  Please god, I'll take anyone..."
"We met in family court on June 25, and ever since we had been dating."

"I couldn't help but be impressed by the way he told the judge his ex was a lying whore."

We spent the Fourth of July on the beach near the Crescent Club in Bayville. It was very hot and heavy, and I saw him almost every day in the beginning. We fell in love - there was 'I love you' and everything. He told me that he was going to change my life. He's very sexual, I thought we had great sex. Sex is very important with him."
He wanted anal.
But this week, Michael began crowing about his new girlfriend Erin, a Lindsay look-alike, and pictures of them surfaced in Utah, where he was visiting his rehabbing daughter. Bertolino said, "I spoke to him just before he left for Utah and everything seemed fine - and then this."
It's because I said no to anal, isn't it?
Published 10/12/07 by


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