Unsexy Hollywood?

So Esquire magazine named Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Duh.  Maxim countered by offering up the five “Unsexiest Women Alive.”



Now, wait a minute and formulate your own list of the least appealing gals that make up the Hollywood landscape. Ready to compare notes with Maxim? Here’s how they rate the unsexy:



5. Britney Spears – Among other unsexy traits, Maxim cites “about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.”



4. Madonna – “Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.” Maxim’s words, not ours.


3. Sandra Oh – The mag holds Oh responsible for men having to endure Grey’s Anatomy with their girlfriends.


2. Amy Winehouse – Oh, do we really need to provide evidence of this one?


1. Sarah Jessica Parker – Maxim calls her a horse face, in not so many words.



We’re not knocking their list too much, but SJP at number one seems a little harsh. We’d shuffle the order a bit and stick current underdog Brit at the top of the herd.

 

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Published 10/14/07 by

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  • HAHA I MEANT GAP ADVERTISEMENT!
    MAYBE THAT WAS A FRUEDIAN SLIP!
    Anonymous 12/16/07 Reply
  • I AGREE 100 PERCENT!
    MAXIUM GOT IT SOOOOO RIGHT!
    SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS UGLY INSIDE AND OUT!
    AND SHE DOESNT HAVE A NICE PERSONALITY THAT IS HOW SHE LOST THE GAY ADVERTISEMENT! REPLACED!
    SHE WAS MEAN TO KIM CATRELL AND OTHERS AND IS JEALOUS AND...
    Anonymous 12/16/07 Reply
  • I don'think Sara Jessica Parker is the ugliest female celebrity, Sandra Bernhardt should have been number one on the list for sure. She puts the ug in ugly.
    Anonymous 11/1/07 Reply
  • I don't think I agree Sara Jessica Parker being the ugliest, I think Sandra Bernhardt should have been on the number one spot on the list for sure. She puts ugg in ugly!
    Anonymous 11/1/07 Reply
  • Finally someone tells the truth. SJP is a very unattractive woman. A stick figure. I think she got as far as she did because she has a lovely personality and is a hard worker. But beautiful, she is NOT.
    Anonymous 10/29/07 Reply
  • I don't know about sjp being the most un-sexy woman alive. That is a bit over done I know at least 100 woman in my nabor hood which look worse then her. Same with Madona and Britney. Honestly just a few years ago the world was drewling all over...
    maverick.mars 10/18/07 Reply
  • Hey, SJP is beautiful
  • LAME, I love SJP. Definitely a bad call by Maxim
    mizconfidence 10/15/07 Reply