Unsexy Hollywood?

So Esquire magazine named Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Duh. Maxim countered by offering up the five “Unsexiest Women Alive.”

Now, wait a minute and formulate your own list of the least appealing gals that make up the Hollywood landscape. Ready to compare notes with Maxim? Here’s how they rate the unsexy:

5. Britney Spears – Among other unsexy traits, Maxim cites “about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.”

4. Madonna – “Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.” Maxim’s words, not ours.

3. Sandra Oh – The mag holds Oh responsible for men having to endure Grey’s Anatomy with their girlfriends.

2. Amy Winehouse – Oh, do we really need to provide evidence of this one?

1. Sarah Jessica Parker – Maxim calls her a horse face, in not so many words.

We’re not knocking their list too much, but SJP at number one seems a little harsh. We’d shuffle the order a bit and stick current underdog Brit at the top of the herd.

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Published 10/14/07 by

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