Pam Anderson Says She's Not Pregnant By Man Who Had Sex With Paris Hilton, You Can Go Back To Focusing On Global Warming As Our #1 Environmental Hazard

Before we get to Stripperella here, let me just say - World Magic Awards?!?! Really? Awarding magic? And Joan Collins, Roger Moore and Michelle Phillips attend? Joan Collins is a crazy glamorous bitch. Roger Moore is....I'm just going to stick with watching my VHS copy of "Octopussy" and remember the good ole' days. So it's old people caring about guys who pull rabbits out of hats? How many magicians are there for a magic Oscars? What are the categories? One of them better be "Most Famous Piece Of Ass You've Scored From Being Magical". Anyway, here's Pam Anderson looking her age and then some at the World Magic Awards in Vegas. Pam is denying reports that she's knocked up by insta-husband Rick Saloman. She probably thinks her lack of a period is due to her age.

Las Vegas celebrity blogger Robin Leach interviewed the former 'Baywatch' babe at a party for airline magnate Richard Branson on Oct 10, where she told Leach that she isn't expecting.
"Please tell everybody - categorically I am not pregnant," the People quoted Anderson, as telling Leach.

"It's just not true," she added.

I doubt this report for two reasons.

A) Who would still talk to Robin Leach?
B) There is no way in hell she knew the word "categorically".

Anyway, she also sorta appears to deny she's with child on her official website.

Saw Richard Branson the other night. Virgin flys to Vegas now. So funny - I don't normally look at press but Rick does sometimes. And so much nonsense. Don't believe what you read. Esp about people personal business.

But she could also be talking about what they reported was served for food at her elegant wedding. All I know is that bitches need to stay out of "people personal business"!

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More photos (Pamela Anderson, Joan Collins, Michelle Phillips, Marla Maples, Hans Klok) form the 2007 World Magic Awards after the jump.

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Published 10/15/07 by

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