Donald Trump: Angelina Jolie is no beauty

If only fatuous bigmouth Donald Trump would learn to muzzle himself and grow old gracefully instead of cluttering up the news making an arse of himself in public, we'd all think to ourselves, "What a wonderful world."

But, alas...

This time around, the real estate developer and general eyesore went on Larry King Live and told the world that, in his opinion, actress Angelina Jolie is no great shakes in the looks department.

Says Donald, who knows all, according to Donald: "Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she's like this great beauty. And I'm not saying she's an unattractive woman, but she's not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she's not -- I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean, I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she's not."

Say what? May we present exhibit A:

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That's right, case closed.

We can't show you a photo of her inner beauty, compassion, courage, integrity, humility or intelligence, which is a shame, because they're even sexier.

Also, true, this post is about Donald Trump, but we'd much rather show you pictures of Angelina Jolie, because she's lovely to look at, whereas the Don, well...we don't want to scare any little children. Let's just say he's no Brad Pitt. Gee, maybe that's the problem...

Our condolences to the Trump family, as Donald has either been struck blind or completely lost any marbles he had left rattling around inside that empty head.

Via Frivolous People 

Published 10/16/07 by

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Comments (17)

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  • guys has it ever occurred to u that he tried to woo angelina but he was turned down flat? (p/s: his wife is a brunette , remember?) *winks*
    Anonymous 9/10/09 Reply
  • While I'm no fan of Donald Trump, I do agree with him on his opinion...sorry for the spoiler, bt Angelins Jolie is no Monica Bellucci.She's sexy, yes, no arguments against that. But beautiful?
    I'm sorry- her complesion's nt too good, features a tad...
    Anonymous 8/26/09 Reply
  • True, Trump is conceited, homely and all around arse. I would like to hear from women to see if they think he is attractive.
    Anonymous 7/20/09 Reply
  • HE NEEDS TO SHUT THE "F" UP. HE LOOKS LIKE A DUCK WITH BAD HAIR OR SOME RUNNY DOG S---. JUST SHUT UP.
    Anonymous 3/15/09 Reply
  • Donald Trump is the ugliest man in the world and for him to say Angie is ugly is beneath him..Angelina would win against all his contestants any day of the week..He should look at himself in the mirror..his lips always look like he's sucking...
  • Donald Trump is just rich white trash who has absolutely zero percent perception of beauty. His vision of "beauty" is so narrow. He names his daughter, Paris Hilton and some other blonde the top three beauties in the world. Yes they are beautiful...
    Anonymous 1/12/08 Reply
  • I think Donald Trump is an old and unattractive man who clearly has personal issues he cannot fix. For one, he has amassed so much wealth and power that he probably thinks he is some kind of God and has the right to rip on everyone he finds...
    Anonymous 12/6/07 Reply
  • He must have had a bit to much alcohol lately or something. I don't know how he can say that. She is a beauty. I believe that there are prittier girls in this world. But that depens upon what the person likes. If you like blond well she is not...
    maverick.mars 10/26/07 Reply
  • donald trump, ur lucky cz ur rich, but if ur a normal person> u look LIKE A TRUMP "DRUM" A RUSTY "DRUM" USED TO BE A GARBAGE "TRUMP DRUM", HE HE HE HE...ENWAY, UR HAIR IS LIKE AN HAIR DRUM TOO....HE HE HE HE
    Anonymous 10/23/07 Reply
  • DONALD TRUMP UGLY THAN JOLIE
    Anonymous 10/19/07 Reply
  • donald trumo 's wife is ugly. her eyes alway sleeping. never open .look like puppy eyes
    Anonymous 10/19/07 Reply
  • DONALD TRUMP SO JEALOUS TO JOLIE. HE IS THE UGLY ONE.
    Anonymous 10/19/07 Reply
  • DONALD TRUMP IS THE MOST UGLY GUY IN THE WORLD. WITHOUT MONEY. NO GIRLS WANT HIM. LOOK AT HIS HAIR. LIKE HE WEARING A WIG
    Anonymous 10/18/07 Reply
  • DONALD TRUMP IS 100% BLIND
    Anonymous 10/18/07 Reply
  • DONALD TRUMP WIFE FACE LOOK LIKE AN OWL. THE 1ST WIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. THE THIRD WIFE IS UGLY.WITH A TINY EYES.
    Anonymous 10/18/07 Reply