Just Cause' He Dances Go-Go, Don't Make Him A Ho, No

Just Cause' He Dances Go-Go, Don't Make Him A Ho, No
Brad Pitt was your typical frat guy in college - naked. He was always stripping off, it seems. He was part of some mess in college called the Dancing Bares (clever) where he and his buddies at the University of Missouri would dance naked for girls on their birthdays. But I don't think he was paid or anything. This sounds like it could have been a money-making venture. I hope some of those chicks threw bills or something. Can they come to my house? It's my birthday, I swear.


A young man named Thomas Whelihan, who transpires to be one of Brad's Sigma Chi fraternity brothers, said: "When a girl from one of our sister sororities turned 21, the Bares - there were seven of them - would put her in a chair and come out butt-naked with pillowcases on their heads and do a choreographed dance for her. The girls would be laughing so hard. It was great!"

Thomas Whelihan is gay. Another guy who went to college with Brad said he once tanned his ass with sorority house letters during "Spring Fling" and "mooned the whole crowd". Brad was a bit of a tease back then, huh? Fraternities are hot. Drunk meatheads spanking each other. And that's only the tip of the homoerotic iceberg. I'd pledge now, if I could. Thank you sir, may I have another (reach-around)?


(INFDaily.com)

Published 10/18/07 by


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