Cisco Adler Still Inexplicably Dating Mischa Barton

Cisco Adler Still Inexplicably Dating Mischa Barton
Cisco Adler claims that despite the wide circulation of a photo of his INSANELY STRETCHED OUT BALLS, he has not been dumped by his girlfriend, Mischa Barton. At first, I was surprised to hear that they were still together because the picture is pretty damn gross (for those of you who are blind, be thankful for your affliction in this rare instance), but then again, I realized that it's just a picture of his balls. Even after seeing them in real life for the first time, she still chose to stick around. And it's not like what you get with his clothes on is so damn great, so it just makes me think Mischa's gross. He's not nasty by choice, but she certainly is by association.

"Everyone's been really supportive." He laughed a little. "No, I mean--, I think it's pretty rock 'n' roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would've freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, 'Oh, that's from like 2001. Whatever.'"
Oh. Hmm. Is he saying that because they actually look WORSE now? I can only imagine what the wear and tear of six years of "rock 'n' roll" has done to that man's balls. And frankly, I'd like it to stay that way.

(Mavrix Photo)

Published 2/8/07 by


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