Donald Trump Hates on Angelina Jolie

“Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. And now she’s like a representative of the United Nations and world peace on hunger and all of this crap.

And I remember at the Academy Awards a few years ago she was Frenching her brother. She was giving her brother lip kisses like I never saw before in my life. And she had just said she made love to Billy Bob Thornton in the back of the limousine on the way over. And I wouldn’t want to shake her hand, by the way. You know, you get back into the — I wouldn’t want to have shaken her hand. But she’s being interviewed and she’s all over the guy.

About three weeks later, he got caught cheating with about 15 different girls and she was gone. But she had just made love with him coming over to the Academy Awards.

And now she’s like this great beauty who is representing world peace and the United Nations. It’s called give me a break. But she’s not — in terms of beauty, she’s not a great beauty. She’s a nice looking woman. She’s OK. But she’s not a great beauty.”

What makes Donald an expert in the are of beauty? Well, he’s been married a bunch of times AND he owns the Miss Universe pageant, so he’s got a PhD in hot chicks.

“I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not — I do own Miss. Universe. I do own Miss. USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not.

But what I really don’t like is if you look at her — and I watched. I was watching television four years ago. And I see her brother and I see her. And then I see them lip locked. I don’t mean like, you know, giving your brother a kiss. And I said that’s really gross.

And then I see what she said about, you know, Billy Bob Thornton and what they were doing on the way to Academy Awards. And now she’s representing the United Nations and world peace. I don’t get it.

Oh, by the way, she’s done an amazing transformation. I give her credit.”

Actually, Donald, Billy Bob claimed they banged in the limo their way to a movie premiere, but whatev.

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