Quickies: Like the Corners of My Mind

Salma Hayek knows what’s wrong with your tits. They need Jesus. (Popoholic)

Pete Doherty is dating the world’s ugliest model. (MollyGood)

Speaking of models, it’s always funny when one falls in a giant hole and you can see her underpants. (Dlisted)

Claire Danes’ imaginary boyfriend totally cheated on her with her imaginary best friend. Too bad she was already imaginary pregnant! (Socialite Life)

Kim Kardashian in a see-through dress, because you’ve never seen her tits before! Oh, wait… you probably have. A lot. (The Grumpiest)

Jennifer Aniston finally tells Brad “I hate you!” (popbytes)

Joely Richardson is “on the verge of organ failure thin.” She passed “crack whore thin” and “Nicole Richie thin” like six miles back. (CelebSmack)

Get into the Halloween spirit by crushing buses with giant pumpkins! (timekiller)