Quickies: Zaftig

Playing a fat black woman in his new movie might have hurt Eddie Murphy’s chance at an Oscar. (The Blemish)

Coco and her perma-camel toe. (Bastardly)

Keira Knightly’s broken-nosed, legless career as just another pretty face in Hollywood. (Celebitchy)

Kirstie Alley is still a lardass. (Gabsmash)

Apparently indiscriminate whoring and loads of cocaine don’t help with Sienna Miller’s stretch marks and cellulite. (Egotastic)

The Olsen twins give the finger to PETA. (Socialite Life)

Donald Trump hate candy for your special Valentine. (CityRag)

Adam Sandler should stick to “Happy Gilmore.” (Pajiba)

Lindsay Lohan works hard. (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton is too drunk to work the runway at Heatherette. (CelebNewsWire)

In case you forgot, Britney Spears is still fat. (Drunken Stepfather)

MTV’s Spankin’ New Music Week paddles you good with The Killers “Read My Mind” premiere tonight at eleven. (MTV)

Published 2/8/07 by


The Blemish

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