What Did David Copperfield Do?

What Did David Copperfield Do?
David Copperfield’s Las Vegas warehouse was raided by FBI agents Wednesday night, and among the evidence seized was a computer hard drive, a digital camera system, and roughly $2 million in cash. According to People:

“The only thing we’re confirming right now is that there was some investigative activity in the Las Vegas area yesterday connected with a Seattle-area case, both of which are pending,” said Robbie Burroughs, spokeswoman for the Seattle division of the FBI.

Copperfield’s attorney, David Chesnoff, says in a statement: “We understand there is an investigation, (we) are in touch with the investigators, and are respecting the confidentiality of the investigation.”

Since there’s nothing I love like wild and unfounded speculation — What Did David Copperfield Do? My money’s on kiddie porn, but the possibilities are really endless. Was it diamond smuggling? Orchestration of a Malaysain sex slave ring? Opium trade? Illegal white tiger breeding? No wait, that’s those other guys… Okay, how about bestiality, with a — wait for it — reptile? Boy! All this speculation sure puts a twinkle in my eye and makes me feel like a kid on Christmas morning! It’s all quite — well, magical, really.

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Published 10/19/07 by


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