Britney’s Friends Boycott Her Album

Several of Britney Spears’ former employees and friends are banding together in an effort to boycott her latest album “Blackout.” Female First reports

The group - who include a former bodyguard, a backing dancer and a make-up artist, as well as several old friends - want fans to contact Britney’s record label Jive, her management team and MTV to air their concerns. Writing on their MySpace page, they begged: “Our message is simple, don’t buy her stuff until she’s better. Let them know you’ll buy her album, but not until she is clean and sober.”

Let me see here… Britney’s managed to alienate her mother, her former manager, her latest manager, her former lawyer, her judge, her former assistants, her fans, Paris Hilton, Criss Angel, Justin Timberlake, Tricky Stewart and now her former body guard, back up dancers and makeup artists. Wow. You usually don’t get those kinda numbers without pulling down your pants on the playground or setting fire to a couple of churches. Leave it to Britney to succeed where so many arsonists and perverts have failed before. Well, at least she still has Taco Bell and cigarettes. Burrito Supremes and Marlboro Lights never turn their backs on anyone.

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