Have a Taste of Paris Hilton’s New Movie

The trailer for Paris Hilton’s latest cinematic masterpiece “Repo: The Genetic Opera” has finally hit the net, and it’s pretty ing awesome. If your idea of “ing awesome” is a horrible acid trip filled with sadomasochistic barbers and Frankenstinian mimes with a penchant for song and blood and viscera and general foulness. And if that’s your idea of ing awesome, well, then, you’re officially un-invited to my sister’s wedding. I might get stinking drunk and belligerent at the reception and make out with a couple of groomsmen I’ve never met before, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to suck face with some crazy who likes interpretative modern opera and Darren Lynn Bousman’s manic MTV-style editing. That stuff’s just crap any way you cut it. Gross!

Published 10/24/07 by


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