Emile Hirsch Could Have Been Molested by La Lohan

The young up-and-coming actor, Emile Hirsch, who stars in Sean Penn's pet project, "Into the Wild," as well as the upcoming "Speed Racer," sat down with MTV for an interview, to chat about his acting career. Of course, as they always do, the interview took a turn for the bizarre, when the interviewer asked Emile about the rumor that he'd performed karaoke with none other than one our favorite train wrecks, Miss Lindsay Lohan.

Hirsch: Oh, yeah. It was one time!

MTV: It's even listed on your IMDb page. Does that bother you?

Hirsch: Oh, I don't care. Who cares?

MTV: What did you sing?

Hirsch: "Superman" by Eminem.

MTV: Was it a duet? Or did you just each take a turn?

Hirsch: I think it was just like each take a turn, yeah.

MTV: That's a memory.

Hirsch: Yeah, it was fun.


He sounds adorable and looks fresh-faced and about twelve years old, with that big smile on his face. That's why it makes the image of him singing karaoke with gravelly-voiced, fake-tanned, highlighted Lindsay, with her plump collagen lips and smoke smell even that more hilarious to me. I could see her looking over at him after their song and saying, "Kid, you're going places. Let's head back to my hotel room," and then him saying, "OK, lady. You smell like my grandma who lives in Miami and likes to brag that she did the nasty with Frank Sinatra."

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More photos of Lindsay Lohan and Emile Hirsch are after the jump.

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Published 10/25/07 by


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