Rosie O’Donnell keeps Anna Nicole off TV forever

Much like the broken clock that’s right twice a day … Rosie O’Donnell (on the View) proves that if you keep talking smack about enough people, enough of the time. Eventually you’re timing will be killer. I like Rosie … but The View sure makes a lot of Rosie available all the time …

Bitching about Anna Nicole Smith yesterday morning she hit todays tragic current events just a little Too Close For Comfort. Hell .. they should have had Ted Knight co-hosting the View that day … well that wouldnt work … how about Munroe.

Let’s go through the O’Donnell Complaint against Anna Nicole shall we:

1.) There are important things going on in the world Rosie Doesnt want to see Anna Nicole clogging up the airwaves.

…… hmmm I’ll go out on a limb and guess the opposite will be true. Its gonna be all ANS all the time for quite a while. They should just open a channel. Paula Zahn already bumped Richard Dawkins for ANS coverage … probably the only thing that would make the grumpy atheist question evolution after all. These media monkeys are devolving as fast as they can.

2. She Can Hardly Even Speak

……. a rare instance of O’Donnell understatement … Rosie she aint saying a word.

3. Its A Tragedy All Around

…… Tru Dat.

4. Some Kind of Medication or Substance is involved

….. The CSI Playboy team are on the job as we speak … that lawyer babydaddy creep better not inherit anything or I want Marge Helgenberger assigned to the lab till he does time. Comedy is Tragedy Plus Time.

Published 2/9/07 by


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