Paris Hilton Launches New Fragrance, Can-Can

Paris Hilton Launches New Fragrance, Can-Can
Proceeds from the sales of another totally unnecessary celebrity perfume will go to the Los Angeles Unified School District, to be directed toward the development of free after-school tutoring programs and expanded computer labs, with the goal of increasing the dismal high-school graduation rates of these promising youngsters, who are all too often doomed to a future of illiteracy, addiction and jail recidivism.

Except that’s totally not true.

But she is definitely adding a floor to her Malibu beach pad.

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Published 10/27/07 by


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