Brody Jenner can’t live without his mommy

Brody Jenner can’t live without his mommy
Brody Jenner is the unemployed 25-year-old son of Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner. He also occassionally pops up on MTV’s The Hills as a love interest for Lauren Conrad. While some of his co-stars have assistants, Brody has his mom, according to Page Six:
"Brody's mom RSVP's for him to parties," said our source. "She called on his behalf for the L.A. Confidential Hypnotiq Halloween party Tuesday night."
I would comment on Brody Jenner’s lameness, but, knowing what I know about The Hills, I’m 90% positive that he doesn’t even exist. In fact, I’m convinced the only person on The Hills that isn’t a fictional character is Heidi Montag. Not because she has giant boobs but, you know, because she has giant boobs. NOTE: It's scientifically impossible to talk about The Hills and not include pictures of Heidi Montag in a bikini. I hear there's some people at NASA working on it, but as of yet no dice.


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Published 10/30/07 by


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