She and Owen Wilson have been spotted on a date in Los Angeles, according to the new issue of Star magazine. The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home.”He couldn’t keep his hands off her,” a witness tells the mag. Apparently, sparks flew between the two Texans when they were in Austin on Oct. 16 to appear in a video with Willie Nelson.
The combined IQ of a rabbit and the combined self-esteem issues of a sexually-abused stepchild. This oughta be good, alright. This is usually where Darwin steps in and somebody accidentally drowns in a bowl of soup or sticks a fork in a light socket. It’s nature’s way of keeping the gene pool from bottoming out at “completely ing retarded.” Circle of life, baby!
Jessica Simpson at the CMT Giants honoring Hank Williams, Jr. last Wednesday:
Yeeeah!
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