Oh, that’s not fair. Two-year-olds don’t drink! Unless their last name is Federline…
Not one to ever stay quiet, Joaquin fired back via Playboy:
“Had I known I was supposed to be a puppy dog, I would have been much more cute and more consistently attentive. My apologies, Eva, but I had a few other scenes that you weren’t in. This puppy dog had a lot of work to do.”
Awwwww. Didn’t Eva’s parents teach her not to pick on the drugs- and alcohol-impaired? I’m gonna have to have a talk with that Sandra Bernhardt and Cindy Crawford. They obviously didn’t raise their daughter right.






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