Lindsay Lohan Beating People Down With Her Umbrella-ella-ella-hey-hey-oh-oh

Lindsay Lohan Beating People Down With Her Umbrella-ella-ella-hey-hey-oh-oh
Lindsay Lohan went for lunch with her orphan-looking former best pal dj Samantha Ronson at the Newsroom Cafe in L.A. yesterday. Apparently, the photogs weren't moving fast enough for her ass, so she started trying to impale them on her umbrella. Please keep in mind that the Newsroom Cafe is the HEART of paparazzi central. The famous Ivy restaurant is right across the street. People go there for ink and photo ops. She had to have known there would be paps there. So she's not that rehabbed. She still has a major hard-on for her face in the papers.

La Lohan shoved her way out of the Newsroom Cafe garage on Roberston Blvd., thrusting an umbrella into the waiting herd of paparazzi -- when a shoving match ensued with Lindsay and a bodyguard.

Lindsay was lunching with her old chum, DJ Samantha Ronson on Robertson Blvd., a haven for photographers looking for celebs, and vice versa, with upscale shops and the famous Ivy restaurant -- which is just across the street from Newsroom. Apparently, Lindsay wanted to push her way through the usual avalanche of lensers who wait for her, and a tussle followed.


It's nice to see that Lohan and her coke carrier are back in love again. There was some static awhile back when it appeared as though Sammy was setting her up for photo ops and making her look like a cokehead. Ok, so she already IS a cokehead so it wasn't a stretch. But you would at least think that a true friend would dust the powder off your nostril if you were passed out in front of flashbulbs. Help a sista out!


Photos: WENN

Published 11/1/07 by


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