Getting Under Hillary's Skin

I hope that you're reading the LA Times, because they're set to unleash what could be one of the most astonishing political revelations ever. It's a sex scandal, and the name Clinton is involved. The story supposedly will 'out' Hillary Clinton as a lesbian! Furthermore, they plan to erveal her intimate affair with gorgeous White House intern Huma Abedin.

GQ Magazine was rumoured to be planning a Hillary sex story, but the word is that the Clinton campaign machine quashed, by threatening to with hold Bill Clinton interviews.

The ball started to get rolling when sleaze king Larry Flint made some cryptic references to it on FOXNews. However the rumour got started by Michael Musto, who claimed that Hillary was fooling around with another girl. However political gossip site Big Head DC claims to have confirmation from now less an authority than a highly placed source in the U.S. Department of Justice! The source was quoted on BigHead as saying,

“I am close enough to Hillary and Huma to tell you that this ‘rumor’ is true,” the official says. “It is well known inside her campaign that Hillary and Huma are an item.

“If you call Hillary’s residence in DC first thing in the morning, Huma answers the phone,” the official continues. “Same thing late at night and on the road. It’s a closely guarded secret that Hillary’s inner circle guards at all costs.”

This isn't the first time that the Hillary lesbian angle has come up. It's made the rounds of gossip message boards. (That particular message baord also claims that George and Larua Bush are seperated, because W has starting drinking, and become abusive.) There was a line in one episode of the Simpsons - a 'flashforward' episode - where the make reference to some one being elected as America's first non lesbian Presdient. It's generally considered to be a Hillary reference (ie if Hillary became the 1st woman pres). Also the A List claims that Hillary did actress Markie Post (Fall Guy & Night Court) in the Lincoln Bedroom. I think that it has been confirmed that Post was a guest in the White House. Even Bill Clinton has purportedly joked to close friends that "Hillary's eaten more pussy than I have".

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