“WHEN I was a kid I had these huge glasses. I once went to a costume party as a Crest tooth paste tube with these huge glasses stuck on. That is how I see myself most of the time. A Crest toothpaste tube with bad eyesight.”
I know what he means. I always picture myself as a handsome devil able to seduce women in the blink of an eye when in fact I’m a handsome devil with a top hat able to seduce women in the blink of an eye. I used to be so lame back then without a top hat. Now look at me. I’m awesome!
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