Parker Addresses “Unsexy” Award

Upon being dubbed by the “brohams” at Maxim the least sexy lady in the whole wide world, many women might already be attempting to steady their trembly hands while signing the release papers for their lipoplastytoxmentation. But Sarah Jessica Parker powers on, just like Carrie did that time she ate on the runway in those teeny shorts.

She says, “What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now.

“I believe in the old ’sticks and stones’ philosophy, so frankly their words don’t come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don’t think I’m sexy.

Asked for a response to Parker’s response, Maxim was too busy giving Out a wedgie.

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Published 11/5/07 by


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